Want to Get a Gander at My Garbage Governor?

Welp, here ya go: Republican Indiana Governor Mitch " The Blade " Daniels was on The Daily Show last night (thanks for the heads-...

Obama Campaign Office Vandalized

Obama's Westside campaign office vandalized : "Los Angeles police were investigating a Thursday night incident in which someone sho...

So the GOP Had a Debate Last Night

   [AP Photo/John Raoux] You can read some shit about that here , among ten billion other places. I'm sure there's an official trans...

It's a Good Thing Everything in Indiana Is Perfect, So Our Governor Has Time to Focus on Bullshit

Governor Mitch Daniels, who isn't running for president himself even though he totes could've won yo, is unhappy with the current ...

Oh, Rick Perry. Don't Ever Change.

There is a lot of good stuff (where "good stuff" means terrifyingly stupid stuff) in this interview with Rick Perry at Time , but...

Today in Rick Santorum Says Something Stupid

I had Piers Morgan call me a bigot. Because I believe what the Catholic Church teaches with respect to homosexuality, I'm a bigot. So ...

Number of the Day

0: The number of times American University professor Allan Lichtman has incorrectly predicted presidential elections since 1984. Using a d...

More Evidence That YOU Don't Understand 12 Dimensional Chess

In the latest Gallup poll , President Obama's job approval rating averaged 40%. But the even more important numbers are these: Support ...

Today in Rick Perry Is Terrible

This is not how things are supposed to work in a democracy : Now, as Texas Gov. Rick Perry embarks on a presidential campaign, it is unlikel...

Today in Rick Santorum Says Something Stupid

A tree is a car, a marriage is a tree, a baloo is a bear, a yonker is a young man, and Rick Santorum's brain is wadded-up paper towels, ...

Today in Rick Perry's Colossally Stupid Campaign

Last November (just in time for Christmas!), Texas Governor and Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry published a book called Fed Up ...

Space Cowboy:1 Bachmann:0

As I previously stated : Michele Bachmann is a well-known terrorist in certain circles, having terrorist ties going back before 9/11. Ta-da ...

Perry Needs a Moment

Shoves a Twix popover in his mouth to avoid answering a tough question about his garbage assertion that Social Security is unconstitution...

Oh Dear

Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-Emedialhistoryrequired) has let loose another doozy in her ongoing campaign for the Stupidest Republican nominatio...

Scary

Rep. Ron Paul says that Gov. Rick Perry makes him look like a moderate . What a fun election this is! [H/T to Shaker Courtney.]

Now That's the Ticket!

As requested .

Whoooooooooops the Alienation of Your Base During an Election Is Definitely a Terrible Idea!

Or just more evidence that I am very, very stupid and don't understand 12-dimensional chess. ("It's that one."—The Obama ...

Today in Rick Santorum Says Something Stupid

Letting the family break down and in fact encouraging it and inciting more breakdown through this whole redefinition of marriage debate, and...

Two Reasons Why I Am Happy

1. Chris Christie still has no intentions of worming his way into the field for the GOP nomination. 2. Somewhere out there lives a beluga w...

Great Candidate! Very Successful Banter!

Truly, the crop of Republican presidential candidates this election are grim even by the usual standards . And even the veterans of this tr...