For the Losties...

Whut?

J.J. Abrams asks [the people who didn't like the way Lost ended if they can do better:

"For years, I had people praising Lost to death, and now they say: 'I'm so pissed at you for the end of Lost.' I think a lot of people who were upset with the ending, were just upset that it ended. And I've not yet heard the pitch of what the ending should have been. I've just heard: 'That sucked.'"

Here's my pitch: Jack and Kate and Hurley sit in a diner. Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" plays on the jukebox. Sawyer's at the counter with Juliet splitting a burger. Sayid's at another table, looking hot and surly. Mmm...onion rings. Claire parallel parks her car out front. Just as she runs in to join them—