From the Department of No Doy

New York Times: No Surprise for Bisexual Men: Report Indicates They Exist.

Bisexuality—or sexuality generally, really—does not just come down exclusively to physical arousal, which itself, as Ellyn Ruthstrom, president of the Bisexual Resource Center in Boston, observes in the article, is "extraordinarily messy and multifactorial" outside the confines of a laboratory.

But okay: Now some study has basically proven bisexual men exist, for everyone for whom "I am a bisexual man" was inexplicably not good enough.

*confetti*

[H/T to Shaker TyphoidMary.]