Breaking DSK News

[Trigger warning for rape culture.]

Prosecutors trust* rich white man's account of totes not raping slutty brown foreign lady.

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*Note: I'm not certain what the prosecutors think about DSK's guilt or innocence. What I do know is that they don't think that a judge or jury will convict him, because they're pretty sure nobody's going to believe Nafissatou Diallo's account of things, especially given that she's probably had sex before. As we say in the Midwest, same difference.